Nobody asked,
and we answered.
With a name like No Country for Old Women you didn’t think we’d just let this 4th of July—nay, this entire Semiquincentennial summer—go by without throwing a tee and a tote at it, did you?
Show your NCFOW pride-slash-molten waves of rage at parades, BBQs, or wherever the crowd yearns for a dissociative star-eyed, flag-bedecked lady face!
PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS A PREORDER. We anticipate shipping our first orders early July and our last batch mid-to-late August. Timing is subject to change.
Mid-weight 100% combed cotton tee with red contrast ribbing at neck and sleeves
Regular fit and preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
Ethically and responsibly sourced
Printed with organic, water-based, super durable inks
SIZES: S (37” CHEST), M (39”), L (41”), XL (43”)
A note on sizes: This merch drop came together quickly, so the sizes aren’t as inclusive as we’d like. No excuses! But we’re working on this for future merch.
ALL SALES ARE FINAL
Show your NCFOW pride-slash-molten waves of rage at parades, BBQs, or wherever the crowd yearns for a dissociative star-eyed, flag-bedecked lady face!
PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS A PREORDER. We anticipate shipping our first orders early July and our last batch mid-to-late August. Timing is subject to change.
Mid-weight 100% combed cotton tee with red contrast ribbing at neck and sleeves
Regular fit and preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
Ethically and responsibly sourced
Printed with organic, water-based, super durable inks
SIZES: S (37” CHEST), M (39”), L (41”), XL (43”)
A note on sizes: This merch drop came together quickly, so the sizes aren’t as inclusive as we’d like. No excuses! But we’re working on this for future merch.
ALL SALES ARE FINAL
Need something to carry your clown shoes, cigarettes, and a lil bit of hope in? We’ve got just the thing!
PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS A PREORDER. We anticipate shipping our first orders early-July and our last batch mid-to-late August. Timing is subject to change.
100% cotton heavyweight canvas
Navy! Yes, we know it looks black. It is in fact not black. What color is it? Navy. What color is it not? Black.
Printed with organic, water-based, super durable ink
16-1/2" x 16-1/2" with a 3.7” wide gusset
Reinforced shoulder straps
One large main compartment
ALL SALES FINAL
Need something to carry your clown shoes, cigarettes, and a lil bit of hope in? We’ve got just the thing!
PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS A PREORDER. We anticipate shipping our first orders early-July and our last batch mid-to-late August. Timing is subject to change.
100% cotton heavyweight canvas
Navy! Yes, we know it looks black. It is in fact not black. What color is it? Navy. What color is it not? Black.
Printed with organic, water-based, super durable ink
16-1/2" x 16-1/2" with a 3.7” wide gusset
Reinforced shoulder straps
One large main compartment
ALL SALES FINAL
![FIGHT AGAINST THE DEFEATING VIBES OF [motions around] EVERYTHING by committing to your writing / creative practice!
You keep saying you’re going to do it. So do we. But you really need to do it to feel sane, hopeful, like art and thought and c](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a1f2fe9c02c6d41c6bbe40d/1780431847217-4T7NRJ8UOBCZ5FBIF81O/image-asset.jpeg)
Support the show, get lots of extras.
Join us on Patreon where memberships start at just $3/month! Get access to ad-free and bonus episodes, a robust Discord community, our private writing group where we’re writing multiple times (!!) every dang week, and somehow even more than this.